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I am Santa Claus, a Saint named Nicholas, born of a Heavenly Archangel Father who had the blessing of the Holy Lord to allow my birth as a Demi-Angel on Earth. For centuries I have fought to bring peace and good cheer to humankind amid the chaos pf those who oppose The Spirit Of Christmas. […]
The photo above is one of the secret entrances to North Pole City. Santa Claus’s winter wonderland is under a massive cloaking spell so it’s effectively invisible until you’re several feet away. Utilization of a more powerful cloaking spell has been unnecessary thus far due to the remote polar location. For example, The McTavish International […]
Santa Claus and his wife Holly Claus began Easter morning by welcoming approximately 100 lucky children to an Easter egg hunt at North Pole City. These kids were chosen by raffle from a pool of thousands. Those whose parents are members of the paranormal community from all around the world. Many of us in that secret […]
This entire article isn’t about an afterlife for Santa’s enchanted Elves. They are quite indestructible little fellas courtesy of the Christmas Force being strong in them. The Christmas Force is the intertwined energy enchantment of the Christmas Spirit and direct Life Force of the Demi-Angel Santa Claus. However an Elf isn’t invincible and could die outside the safe supernatural confines of North Pole City. If one was to die […]
Yes, it’s true boys, and girls you can have a real life Toy Story in my winter wonderland! Whether it be dolls, action figures, vehicles, or anything with even a hint of anthropomorphism. Almost any object that fosters an emotional attachment within a child. We already have a variety of sentient toys native to North Pole […]
April Fool’s Day at North Pole City is merrier than usual as little Elfin pranksters run amok! The Enchanted Elves replace their normal winter tasseled hats with goofy jesters caps. These jolly jokers then perpetuate pranks and spread silly jokes among fellow Elves, other Christmas citizens, visitors, and even Santa Claus himself! This is not […]
North Pole City boasts a herd of Polar Horses bred by Santa Claus himself. They are descended from the Greek horses who used to pull his sleigh in ancient times before his flying reindeer came to be. Reindeer are more suited to flying and are more resistant to the forces of darkness. Santa’s horses are […]
On Saint Patrick’s Day Saint Nicholas and his beloved wife Mrs.Holly Claus along with their children, Nick, and Mary, traveled to the heart of Ireland to visit the secret stronghold of the lucky Leprechaun’s. Santa’s normally bright red sleigh was magically tinted green in honor of the luckiest Lilliputians on Earth! The sleigh mystically pulled by nine levitating reindeer […]
Father Time, the Baby New Year of 2019, performs the annual ceremonial ritual of presenting the latest Baby New Year to Santa Claus at North Pole City. On January 1, 2020, Santa, in his capacity as Saint Nicholas, blessed the child holy. A child that is literally an Angel from Heaven who volunteers to grow […]
Merry Christmas From North Pole City! Christmas is the antithesis of Halloween and Dark Christmas. Just as the forces of evil look forward to these holidays so do the forces of good look forward to Christmas. It is the one day of the year that the forces of truth, justice, and happiness marshal together to […]
Does Santa deliver to households where everyone is awake all night long? Mostly no. Not unless you’ve previously met him, or have been granted the honor to observe Saint Nicholas in action. For him to allow this he must see something special in you. Extremely young kids have the best chance but over time the memory is […]
