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I am Santa Claus, a Saint named Nicholas, born of a Heavenly Archangel Father who had the blessing of the Holy Lord to allow my birth as a Demi-Angel on Earth. For centuries I have fought to bring peace and good cheer to humankind amid the chaos pf those who oppose The Spirit Of Christmas. […]
🎅The world’s most powerful Demi-Angel, Santa Claus, celebrated American Independence Day despite being neutral He holds no allegiance to any one nation for most modern countries didn’t exist at the time of his birth several centuries ago! Naturally, he does revere his own sovereign North Pole City. The reason he celebrates the Fourth Of July […]
The photo above is one of the secret entrances to North Pole City. Santa Claus’s winter wonderland is under a massive cloaking spell so it’s effectively invisible until you’re several feet away. Utilization of a more powerful cloaking spell has been unnecessary thus far due to the remote polar location. For example, The McTavish International […]
North Pole City is home to a genuine Genie’s lamp and bottle. Traditionally, lamps are for males and bottles for females. This holds true for the ones in Santa Claus’s possession. Not only are these magical vessels supernaturally sealed to hold Genie’s but Santa has also created a secure spelled vault to keep them in. […]
Mrs. Holly Claus was born on Christmas Day by the sheer fate of her future destiny as the Demi-Angel Santa Claus’s wife. She was born as Holly Janey McBride on December 25th, 1792 at precisely 12:12 AM in the newly formed city of Washington DC. Holly’s Father Daniel McBride was an Irish immigrant and young […]
Santa Claus and his wife Holly Claus began Easter morning by welcoming approximately 100 lucky children to an Easter egg hunt at North Pole City. These kids were chosen by raffle from a pool of thousands. Those whose parents are members of the paranormal community from all around the world. Many of us in that secret […]
Naturally sharing a birthday with Jesus Christ, the Demigod son of the Omniverse God, is a special thing! Christmas Day is also special because it was when the Demi-Angel Nicholas of Myra returned from Heaven and rose from his grave after dying on December 6th, 343 AD. On that day he was born Santa Claus […]
In order to conserve energy, Santa Claus chooses the most open route into a home rather than just transporting through walls. It simply requires less metaphysical energy than going through a solid object. Chimney access when a fireplace is present allows the shortest route to the Christmas tree. Every second counts when you have to […]
On Saint Patrick’s Day Saint Nicholas and his beloved wife Mrs.Holly Claus along with their children, Nick, and Mary, traveled to the heart of Ireland to visit the secret stronghold of the lucky Leprechaun’s.  Santa’s normally bright red sleigh was magically tinted green in honor of the luckiest Lilliputians on Earth! The sleigh mystically pulled by nine levitating reindeer […]
The high octane holiday of Mardi Gras is known for its perplexing partying laced with rampant revelry deeply infused with drunkenness and lascivious behavior. Certainly, the hallowed Saint Nicholas and the blessed inhabitants of North Pole City don’t partake of that particular slant on what is supposed to be a holy holiday. Well, perhaps the […]
We know Santa Claus has an armada of powers due to his Angelic lineage but what of Mrs. Holly Claus? She was a normal human until she came to North Pole City. As with all beings, she would be immortal as long as she stayed within the winter wonderland. However, Holly became a real immortal […]
