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I am Santa Claus, a Saint named Nicholas, born of a Heavenly Archangel Father who had the blessing of the Holy Lord to allow my birth as a Demi-Angel on Earth. For centuries I have fought to bring peace and good cheer to humankind amid the chaos pf those who oppose The Spirit Of Christmas. […]
The Spirit Of Christmas, like all holiday spirits, is a non-aware entity that is a sub-conscious component of the human collective consciousness. So it isn’t like a standard spirit, ghost, or other metaphysical entity. You can commune with it and feel its magic but you can’t technically communicate with it as it has no self-aware […]
In the afternoon Santa Claus holds a special Thanksgiving ceremony. Each year Santa pardons the official Turkey of Thanksgiving. Santa himself intuitively detects that one turkey on Earth who the Spirit Of Thanksgiving chooses as its conduit. An innocent soul who makes sure all goes well with the holiday. After Thanksgiving metaphysical energies from the Thanksgiving […]
Mrs. Holly Claus was born on Christmas Day by the sheer fate of her future destiny as the Demi-Angel Santa Claus’s wife. She was born as Holly Janey McBride on December 25th, 1792 at precisely 12:12 AM in the newly formed city of Washington DC. Holly’s Father Daniel McBride was an Irish immigrant and young […]
Many think that the day after Thanksgiving, aka the dreaded Black Friday shopping melee, kicks off the Christmas season. As far as shopping it probably does. Although the corporations have been desperately pushing that back to the day after Halloween in the name of maximum profits. Some even attempt to advertise for Christmas before the […]
🎅The world’s most powerful Demi-Angel, Santa Claus, celebrated American Independence Day despite being neutral He holds no allegiance to any one nation for most modern countries didn’t exist at the time of his birth several centuries ago! Naturally, he does revere his own sovereign North Pole City. The reason he celebrates the Fourth Of July […]
The photo above is one of the secret entrances to North Pole City. Santa Claus’s winter wonderland is under a massive cloaking spell so it’s effectively invisible until you’re several feet away. Utilization of a more powerful cloaking spell has been unnecessary thus far due to the remote polar location. For example, The McTavish International […]
North Pole City is home to a genuine Genie’s lamp and bottle. Traditionally, lamps are for males and bottles for females. This holds true for the ones in Santa Claus’s possession. Not only are these magical vessels supernaturally sealed to hold Genie’s but Santa has also created a secure spelled vault to keep them in. […]
Santa Claus and his wife Holly Claus began Easter morning by welcoming approximately 100 lucky children to an Easter egg hunt at North Pole City. These kids were chosen by raffle from a pool of thousands. Those whose parents are members of the paranormal community from all around the world. Many of us in that secret […]
Naturally sharing a birthday with Jesus Christ, the Demigod son of the Omniverse God, is a special thing! Christmas Day is also special because it was when the Demi-Angel Nicholas of Myra returned from Heaven and rose from his grave after dying on December 6th, 343 AD. On that day he was born Santa Claus […]
In order to conserve energy, Santa Claus chooses the most open route into a home rather than just transporting through walls. It simply requires less metaphysical energy than going through a solid object. Chimney access when a fireplace is present allows the shortest route to the Christmas tree. Every second counts when you have to […]
