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In the afternoon Santa Claus holds a special Thanksgiving ceremony. Each year Santa pardons the official Turkey of Thanksgiving. Santa himself intuitively detects that one turkey on Earth who the Spirit Of Thanksgiving chooses as its conduit. An innocent soul who makes sure all goes well with the holiday. After Thanksgiving metaphysical energies from the Thanksgiving […]
At an undisclosed location in California, sometime in August 2020, this photo of Santa Claus was snapped by a spy working for the Anti-Claus. Luckily, the dark operative was apprehended by the forces of good. His data was confiscated before the Anti-Claus could see it. We’re revealing this image as it relates to something that […]
Many think that the day after Thanksgiving, aka the dreaded Black Friday shopping melee, kicks off the Christmas season. As far as shopping it probably does. Although the corporations have been desperately pushing that back to the day after Halloween in the name of maximum profits. Some even attempt to advertise for Christmas before the […]
As the chilling month of October approached Santa Claus called upon The Autumnal Goddess to direct her Autumn Nymphs, Fall Fairies, and volunteer Elves to transform North Pole City into a Halloween haven of Autumn allure. The deciduous foliage was enchanted to explode into a kaleidoscope of fantastical colors. A palette that included hues, and tones never […]
The Paranormal Society Of North America partook of some extensive supernatural testing over a five year period. Their final analysis indicates that Santa Claus aka St.Nicholas creates the most powerful holy water on Earth. Holy Water is water blessed by a Priest or holy person of any righteous religion on Earth. The main purpose of […]
Carl Dentai, his wife Teresa and five year old daughter Brigitta fled Hungary in the last days of World War II. The Soviet Red Army advanced in May 1945. Carl was lucky enough to survive a Nazi Death Camp and just barely avoid living under Soviet communist rule. His family made it to a town […]
The photo above is one of the secret entrances to North Pole City. Santa Claus’s winter wonderland is under a massive cloaking spell so it’s effectively invisible until you’re several feet away. Utilization of a more powerful cloaking spell has been unnecessary thus far due to the remote polar location. For example, The McTavish International […]
This entire article isn’t about an afterlife for Santa’s enchanted Elves. They are quite indestructible little fellas courtesy of the Christmas Force being strong in them. The Christmas Force is the intertwined energy enchantment of the Christmas Spirit and direct Life Force of the Demi-Angel Santa Claus. However an Elf isn’t invincible and could die outside the safe supernatural confines of North Pole City. If one was to die […]
April Fool’s Day at North Pole City is merrier than usual as little Elfin pranksters run amok! The Enchanted Elves replace their normal winter tasseled hats with goofy jesters caps. These jolly jokers then perpetuate pranks and spread silly jokes among fellow Elves, other Christmas citizens, visitors, and even Santa Claus himself! This is not […]
North Pole City boasts a herd of Polar Horses bred by Santa Claus himself. They are descended from the Greek horses who used to pull his sleigh in ancient times before his flying reindeer came to be. Reindeer are more suited to flying and are more resistant to the forces of darkness. Santa’s horses are […]
