The Sounds Of North Pole City
Authentic audio recorded on Main Street at North Pole City days before Christmas.🎅
Santa Claus Celebrates Mardi Gras
The high octane holiday of Mardi Gras is known for its pernicious partying laced with rampant revelry deeply infused with despicable drunkenness and diabolical debauchery. Certainly, the hallowed Saint Nicholas and the blessed inhabitants of North Pole City don’t partake of that skewed slant on what is supposed to be…
The April Fool Pranks Santa Claus
April Fool’s Day at North Pole City is merrier than usual as little Elfin pranksters run amok! The Enchanted Elves replace their normal winter tasseled hats with goofy jesters caps. These jolly jokers then perpetuate pranks and spread silly jokes among fellow Elves, other Christmas citizens, visitors, and even Santa…
Sylvester The Snowman
A special girl named Olivia with the Spirit Of Christmas strongly dwelling within her heart manages to breathe life into a snowman she built! Somewhat similar to the legendary Frosty The Snowman. The snowman is directly linked to her imagination and soul. He only animates when nobody else is…
Frosty The Snowman
Yes, indeed the most legendary sentient Snowman of all time is real! There have been other animated snowmen and even a few sentient ones that were the product of magic. However, they were temporary creations without a soul or actual people cursed into being a snow person by powerful practitioners…
Dolls & Other Toys Come To Life At North Pole City!
Yes, it’s true boys and girls you can have a real-life Toy Story in my winter wonderland! Whether it be dolls, action figures, vehicles, or anything with even a hint of anthropomorphism. Almost any object that creates an emotional attachment within a child. We already have a variety of sentient…
2022 Claus Award Nominees & Winners
It is with elevated enchanted elation I, Saint Nicholas, do hereby announce the twelve nominees and winners of the 2022 Claus Award For Excellence In Deeds Of Goodness & Bravery. My recognition, and reward to those who give of themselves in the battle against the forces of darkness, the quest…
Santa, Frosty, And Rudolph Run Into An Abominable Snowman!
It was a Happy December 1st Day when Santa Claus decided to take his flying sleigh on a rudimentary test run after a mystical tune-up. Only Rudolph was pulling it since there was no cargo and the only passengers were Santa and Frosty The Snowman. Somewhere over Canada Santa could…
The Spirit Of Christmas
The Spirit Of Christmas is an unaware global sub-conscious like entity like most Holiday Spirits. The Christmas Spirit exudes harmonious goodwill and loving light. It instills a general feeling of soothing warmth, emotional beneficence, marvelous merriment, and hope in humanity for the New Year. It can affect all humans, and…
The Movie “Elf” Is Based On The True Story Of Sandy The Human Elf
The movie “Elf“, Starring Will Ferrell, is the story of an orphaned human baby who is raised as one of Santa’s Elves at the magical North Pole Capital Of Christmas. An unnamed celebrity in the paranormal community who is a regular guest of North Pole City learned of the true “Elf”…
Merry Christmas 2021
🎅Merry Christmas To All From Everyone At North Pole City!🎄 Santa Claus inspected his nine sentient flying reindeer and then gave a rousing speech to them and all the enchanted elves standing nearby. He entered his shimmering sleigh within the sainted sleigh port at The North Pole Toy Distribution Center….
Santa’s Hall Of Letters
The Hall Of Letters is a historical archive at North Pole City. It’s a part of the North Pole City Museum featuring all manner of Christmas memorabilia throughout the entire centuries-long life of Santa Claus. The Hall Of Letters is a long bright gleaming white corridor with large windows that…
Does Santa Claus Know Jesus Christ?
Yes, Santa Claus has indeed met Jesus Christ, the first son of the Omniverse God, on several occasions. This includes the one time Santa was in Heaven upon his death at the hands of the Anti-Claus on December 6th, 343 AD. While in Heaven he was able to witness Christ…